Thursday, September 30, 2010

How Many Bases Do You Get For A Touchdown?

Dear Dr. Sidney Friedman…
Since your husband never emails me, I will no longer email him directly. Instead, I will have to communicate through you.
Please ask your husband if he’s worried that KU’s second-string QB is no injured.
Sincerely,
Doug

Dear Doug,
I would pass your information on, but I told my husband that football season was postponed for 2 months.  This is for my own good so please keep it on the down-low.
Yours in mental health,
Stacey