Thursday, September 30, 2010

Love Notes

Dear Dr. Sidney Friedman…
Your husband routinely ignores my “hello” emails. I even sent him an email in which he can respond with just multiple-choice answers, yet I know he ignores them.
Do you have any suggestions on how to get him to respond to my emails?
Sincerely,
Doug

Dear Doug,
Tell him you're pregnant.
Yours in mental health,
Stacey